• you’re so cute
    I want a make out session with your lady parts

    • Teacher: We're going to learn about London today. Are you ready?
    • Class: No.
    • Teacher: Okay... So if you could punch one film star in the face who would it be?
  • itsollie:

    shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16:

    Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

    This.

    (via finding-my-helena)

  • motiya:

    See how chill and non-competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their makeup, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up

    (via theoneandonlyanna)

  • maximustrashagon:

    "what about a lesbian princess" always seems to lead to two answers

    • what about a gay prince?
    • what about a female princess that doesn’t hinge on a love plot?

    what about I didn’t ask for your shitty opinion I asked for a lesbian princess

    (Source: maxboltagon, via dreammyselfaway)

  • Meryl Streep and her infinite;perpetual;ceaseless;incessant Beauty | Julie and Julia Press Conference, 2009 

    (Source: isdangmaharot, via savingmchart)

  • vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

    vegansanfrancishet:

    So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

    Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

    Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

    This time, though. This was a good cry.

    (Source: transtofuscramble, via theoneandonlyanna)

  • frenchhornsandunicorns:

    Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

    • hufflepuffs
    • canadians
    • women

    (Source: folktier, via donewithblue)

  • (Source: barbra271, via savingmchart)

  • shelovesgold:

    Helen Mirren - icons I

    (via savingmchart)

  • hidekass:

    weirdblueman:

    What if tea could talk and it was really rude

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    I think it’s time to go to sleep

    (via xbgamer94)

  • coffeeandfaith:

    Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.

    (via xbgamer94)

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